And because it's freakin' hilarious.

This photo cracks me up. No need to fret -- my swollen sausages of feet had gone back to normal after about a day (NO, my feet are not usually that fat). I don't really know how this happened. I think it was a result of probably about a billion bug bites from the night previous. That's what I get for not wearing socks/shoes and walking around in ant-infested sand and dirt underneath a mosquito and spider forest.